10 People You Would Not Want To Be Stuck With In A Zombie Apocalypse.

So the end of days are here. Zombies are everywhere , You survived. unfortunately if your alive there will be others.

1.  Door To Door Salesman.

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There usually weedy have no self confidence and would make for bad company. You and him against the world. I don’t think so.

2. Politician.

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Lets face it your never going to trust them and you will never no there end goal until they want you too. They will probably start canvassing for voters amongst the zombies.

 3.Guys Who Do Cosplay.

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Lets face it there going to slip on there wonder woman suit and try and grab those zombies with there lasso of truth. In all seriousness there going to want to get stuck in there and that will get you all killed.

4. Stoners.

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 Its going to be great hanging with your green friend . unfortunately though when the zombies break threw the back door your friend is going to have the reactions of a snail. Meaning game over for you both.

5.Jocks

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You might think the sporty collage guy is going to be useful and he probably will be for a short time. The problem is you will have to put up with his ego for as long as he is breathing. don’t expect any deep thinking or any good conversation.

6. Emo’s

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You don’t want to be stuck listing to self loathing and pity all day and every night. Plus you can guarantee that they will attract a zombie horde whilst doing there best emo scream along to there favourite my chemical romance song.

7.Snobs.

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Lets face it in the apocalypse there is no time for snobbery.Imagine this.You have spent all day tracing , catching and cooking a squirl and this guy turns his nose up.The real question then is who will get him first you or the zombies.

8.Loner.

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When there was a human population they stayed away from them.Now that population is trying to eat them. That’s got to mess there head up.There is going to be lots of awkward silences as you try and get some conversation going around the camp fire.

9.Hippies.

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Unfortunately there is not much time for peace and love in the zombie apocalypse.

10.Bimbos.

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You will defiantly be talked into a  supply run for make up just to try and stop the winging.However as this becomes a regular problem you might end up volunteering to help feed the zombies.

Do You Agree With This List ? Can You Think Of Others That We Missed Feel Free To Let Us Know In The Comment Section Bellow.

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Why I Love The Internet. Part 1 Reddit

It is not for me to tell you how to enjoy the Internet because let’s face it that defeats the joy of it in the first place. The freedom that the Internet gives people to create and communicate is why I Believe the Internet is good.

What I will attempt do in the blog is talk about some of the websites and other things that I have come across or use regularly that I think would benefit people and make there Internet time more enjoyable .

So first things first….

Reddit

Now one of my best friends showed me reddit a number of years ago and I was amazed about how big the community was and still is today.
It really could be said to be the front page of the Internet. Now I could talk on and on about what I have seen on this website. Instead I feel it is better to show some examples in this blog for you so you can decide if this web site is for you.

1. A great day.Someone sharing there great day with the community on reddit.

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Now some of the comments in reply to this accuse this guy of setting this photo up for some Internet fame. This may be the case but isn’t it nicer to Believe this guy’s luck. I no if I had found this I’d be posting it everywhere no matter how many nay sayers I might come across.

2. Extreme weather will always guarantee some great photographs across the world. It’s good to see what someone may have seen just walking out there front door that day that or to work. It’s natural and beautiful to see.

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3.Cat Pictures , gifs , videos anything cat related of course .
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As someone who has only had dogs as pets. I really did not see the appeal in other animals. this is not because I never liked them it’s just I had not been around them so had little interest . Well thank you Internet now I want cats , turtles and possibly a pig. Actually pretty much any animal . The great thing is once you have bought your new pet. There are plenty of people who will offer advice & help with your new pet on one of the many forum’s.

4. Comedy .
Of course there is a range of fresh comedy available daily . Whether it is a meme , gif , video , story or picture reddit has it by the bucket load. Here are a few pictures I have come across recently.

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5.History. I have found some great feeds regularly documenting big historical events and some that are just from someone’s personal history .

Here a picture of mother & son looking at a mushroom cloud following nuclear tests in Las Vegas in 1953.

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As you can imagine this created a comments to the effect “the worst thing humanity created” and a good debate follows.

This a picture were someone had found this slide among hundreds of his parents . Scanned it and shared it with the reddit community.

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Now reddit has a lot to offer other than these 5 topics. For example regular news feed , debates about religion , ask anything feed.

I Recommend that you go strait from here and check it out .
Takes one click of the link bellow for you to discover something new. Something that might make you smile , make you rethink your view on something or you might in turn be able to help someone else and make there day with a comment or a picture.

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The Call Centre Survival Guide.

The big question .How to survive 39 plus hours sitting at a desk taking calls usually getting as far as ” hello I’m calling on behalf off”. It’s not just about surviving its about keeping your sanity and your wits about you. It’s about knowing how to react to different social groups . It’s about learning how not to snap when a call you make turns into a onslaught of insults.now it’s not just about mealy existing it’s about , who am I kidding that’s exactly what it’s about. The moneys good and you need to hold on too that thought for as long as you can. I will do my best to explain the things that you may come across in the call centre so that you will be better prepared for what is to come.
First things first . Before I introduce you too the different people that you will inevitably meet during your time at the call centre you first must be introduced to the call centre it’s self.

The building more than likely will be near or around a industrial estate and buses will go back and forth over crowded and unkempt. The car parks are usually a battlefield and a victory in this case is securing a car parking spot close to the door for quick escape. Don’t let that get you down as there will be several fast food places not far and at least one over priced newsagent with a cash machine. That will of course charge for withdrawals of your hard or not so hard earned cash. Inside the building will be cold and clinical. Motervational posters strewn everywhere that almost seam sarcastic.If you have had enough of those you can move on to health and safety posters. Reading them you will teach you such life skills as how too walk up and down stairs without causing injury.Reading these you will realize pretty quickly that any sense of fun has been left at the door.

There are lots of different types of people in a call centres.However a lot fall into the same groups.you must know these groups and how to use them to help you ongoing survival in the call centre.

The Ego. You will see them when you walk in. They stand a towering four foot and are rarely seen without a gym bag in toe. They will walk around a lot while on a call and flap there arms about as thought there going to do it there going to be the first jock to fly. They will be found pacing next to the Plastic girls so they in turn inflate each others ego. When they are on a call they are cocky,force full and usually full of shit. They will make massive claims early into calls. ” were the best in the whole market .” ” We care about you.” these things can never be backed up with anything solid. When things are not going well they usually insult the customers intelligence.” You have to be stupid not to go for this.” Now when that customer eventually tells them to get lost they will spit there dummy out. The headset will be thrown and no matter how hard they search there undeveloped brain they will not understand why the customer does not Believe there pitch. Do not worry though the Plastic girls will rally round them and there little man complex.reassure him and attend to his broken ego.he will be fine.They are however the top sellers. Even if it’s mainly down to miss selling so your going to have to grin and bare them.There here to stay. Now to utilise the jocks and make them think that “were cool bro”. It’s quite simple . Make them think they are God. That you are in ore of there sales skills . In fact your in ore over anything they do.They are handy to know as with great sales comes great love from management . I’m sure that’s how spider man would have put it if he had sales targets.Hide behind them on your none selling weeks and let them mentor you .not to help you but so they can say they turned it around for you and secure this one sided but useful friendship.

Plastic Girls.

You Will Notice The Plastics Strait away as you can usually follow the fake tan marks on the carpet to we’re they sit. They tend to travel in numbers and feed on call centre gossip. There computer stations are easy recognizable buy there assorted beauty products littering them. They will laugh obnoxiously on the phone and say “eee I know ” a Lie for them they don’t not no much about anything at all.They get hung up on a lot.that suits them just fine as it leaves more time to flirt with the Egos .flirting is there biggest sales tool and they use it well with older potential customers. They tend to have been at the call centre for longer as they are adapt to staring into space and have little if no ambition. I feel that there is no real need to utilise the Plastics or befriend them. They will usually stick to themselves and most information that they have stems all from gossip. However cross them and they can turn the gossip against you.it’s best to be friendly with them but stay under there radar which is easy to do with there main attention being focused on the Egos & themselves.

The Suck Up.

Every work place has got them and this is no exception . The Suck Up in a call centre however can be better described as a slimy slug like creature that feeds on praise from the higher ups.actually that’s a lot like any Suck Up.I take it back. They will betray you,they will lie too you and do whatever they need to feed there praise addiction. On the phones they are exactly the same and try to get threw the call inventing life’s for themselves that is oh so similar to that of who they are speaking too. When in fact they have little lives themselves.. Now they are not much of a threat unless you get between them and there manager when jobs , praise and instruction is being dished out.

First day , first things first.

Now I no first days are daunting and trust me this will be no different , if not worse. The pressure and self loathing starts now.There are things that you can do to make it more bearable and that starts with what you take into work. 1.Pen & Paper. That’s right you are back to school now. The main reason for these things is to help with boardom. They can be used for passing notes ,nonsensical drawings and scribbles.maybe you will write a book. Which might keep you you sane between calls. I Suppose you could also use them to take down important information too. 2.Caffeine Drinks. They energy you had before you started Will fade and fade quick.kiss those late nights goodbye . Along with those late mornings. These drinks will mainly work as a placebo for you as when you return home you will be flat out. 3.Pain killers & Other Assorted Pharmaceutical drugs. You will get a headache either caused buy shouting ,caffeine , pc screen or losing the Will to live. These drugs will obviously be helpful.they also serve as a good tool to get allies. Being able to offer them to a suffering college will secure a working friendship for life. 4.Baby Wipes , Hand Or face Wipes. May seam a strange one however you have underestimated how unclean the call centre is.your work station will be covered in dust and you will have the uncontrollable urge to clean. 5.Packed Lunch. It’s always better to bring your own lunch as the food on site is usually over priced and full of fat.eating this sort of stuff daily while Sat at a desk 9 hours day will turn you into a self loathing sales blob.

Getting On The Phone.

Seams easy dosent it. Pick up the phone and ring someone.wrong it’s terrifying.you will see many people who will be a shaking wreck. People who think that they are going to get a physical punch down the phone line for calling.people who raise there phone to there ear only to vomit over the receiver.the reality is the first call you make statistically Will be either a wrong number or an answer phone. Now if the call takes a nasty turn and Mr Goldengay does not wish to be disturbed and believes that the job you do is harassment. Just sit back and let him rant away.Getting On the phone could be described as ripping off a band aid from a gaping head wound. You have to remind yourself that these people do not expect or want these calls so they are going to be mad but there also going to be funny without knowing.

I Hope you have enjoyed what i have so far in my book “The Call Centre Survival Guide”. if you liked it feel free to share comment . More shall be updated soon.

Thank You For Your Time.

JamesTheFreak

AKA

James Hope

Things That People Who Work In A Call Centre Can Relate Too.

1.When you ask for the wrong name when you call and they seam to have a break down.

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2.When you get threw to an answering phone like this and we just find it funny that you had to take the time to do this.

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3.When your told they are happy and they dont want anything.However they have no idea why you have called. “im happy , Im happy , im happy!”

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4. “Im just the builder everyone is out , dont no when they will be back”

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Spare a thought for those who have to ring a stranger and ask for …

Mr Brockback

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Mr Power

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Mrs Highcock

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Mr Frape

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Mr Glasscock

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Miss Hussey

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Miss Cox

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Mr Singleton

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Emo Bands You Need To Hear

  1. Sunny Day Real Estate.
    Sunny Day Real Estate  an American emo band from Seattle, While not the first band to be classified as emo, they were instrumental in establishing the genre.In 1994, the band released their debut album Diary on Sub Pop Records to critical acclaim. However, shortly after releasing their second album L2P, the band broke up, with members Nate Mendel and William Goldsmith joining Foo Fighters and Jeremy Enigk embarking on a solo career.
    They continue to influence modern emo bands today as you can see here Paramore Talks Musical Influences.
    Finch.
    Finch is an American post-hardcore band from California. The band released an EP and two full-length albums,before declaring a hiatus in 2006. Finch reformed in 2007, playing a reunion show on November 23 at the Glasshouse in Pomona, California.
    They are well known for there lively performances and have even joined others on stage.Nate From Finch With Linkin park Live.
     
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    Taking Back Sunday.
    Taking Back Sunday is an American rock band from  NY, formed in 1999 by guitarist Eddie Reyes. Current members of the band are Adam (lead vocals), John (lead guitar, back-up vocals), Eddie  (rhythm guitar), Shawn (bass guitar) and Mark O’Connell (drums).
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    Brand New.
    Brand New is an alternitive rock band from New York, Formed in 2000, the band currently consists of vocalist/guitarist/lyricist Jesse Lacey (formaly Tacking Back Sunday), guitarist/vocalist/lyricist Vincent Accardi, bassist Garrett Tierney, and drummer Brian Lane.
    Jimmy Eat World.
     
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    Jimmy Eat World is an American rock band from Arizona, that formed in 1993. The band is composed of lead vocalist and guitarist Jim Adkins, guitarist and backing vocalist Tom Linton, bassist Rick Burch and drummer Zach Lind. As of June 2013, Jimmy Eat World has released eight studio albums, the last seven featuring the current lineup
    Dashboard Confessional.
     
    Dashboard Confessional (often referred to as simply Dashboard) is an American emo band from Boca Raton, Florida, led by singer-songwriter Chris Carrabba.The name of the band is derived from the song “The Sharp Hint of New Tears” from their debut album The Swiss Army Romance.
    The Used.
    The Used is an American rock band from Utah, that formed in 2001. The group consists of lead vocalist and keyboardist Bert McCracken, guitarist Quinn Allman, bassist Jeph Howard, and drummer Dan Whitesides who replaced founding member Branden Steineckert in 2006.
    More Blogs On The Subject Will Follow Soon In The Meantime Get On Spotify And Check Out Emo Songs You Need To Hear.