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Waste Of Time.

I find myself trying to explain myself a lot, I think those with Anxiety often do. We have to because we are programmed to fuck up once and a while.

It’s not easy to explain the things we have done or why.

Most of the time we can’t explain it to ourselves.

All I try and tell people is that I’m carrying and I’m.always planning for the worst case sinario.

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Healthy At Work

Some steps I hope can help keep you mentally stable while working. 

Works important right ? It brings in the Benjamin’s !!

1. Go Home On Time.

Sounds pretty basic right. The end off the day your better of home with your loved ones and doing things that bring you joy tham staying longer than you need to in a sometimes stressful environment.

2.Take A Lunch Break.

It really follows along the lines of step one. When your working hard you deserve a break a rest bite to get back on your feet. That’s why it’s called a break. Even if it’s fifteen minutes in the fresh air it’s important to take time to clear your head.

3. Set Realistic Deadlines.

Now this can be a harder one as your Deadlines are not always in your control. Or up to you to set. However most bosses will have to agree to do this as they have a slight duty of care especially if they want a good performance from there staff. stand your ground.

4. Take Your Holidays.

It’s important to take time off. Go on vacation if you can . Spend some of that hard earned cash on yourself. It can’t all be work , bills ,work and bills enjoy yourself . Which brings me too the last step.

5. Allocate time for things you enjoy.

I think it is essential to take time to enjoy a hobbies or a social activity regularly outside off work. I myself enjoy playing music others I no are creative in other ways outside of work. It can also be as simple as spending time with friends and loved ones. Or even taking time to just sit chill and watch the world float by. 
Do you agree with my list ? Any suggestions ? Let me no in the comment section.

Stay Positive.

So for those who do not follow my blogs I took to blogging mainly to have free expression and coincide with my anxiety.

Man it fucking helped 🙂

You guys helped me ! For that I am forever grateful.

For a year I struggled . I couldn’t sleep , nights were the worst.

I took to listing to pod casts that made me smile on a night (manky Karl Pilkington) and threw here found that many other people do the same.

My job was hard . I changed from a soulles job of tell marketing to being a chef. Both jobs with different types of stress but this was the type I could manage.

Also I could have more interaction with Co workers as in a call center. You obviously can not talk while taking calls for 7 hours !!

The only thing was I found myself very lonely. After the self implosion that was my last relationship I had become a little numb to other people.

People were interested , but I just couldn’t make that connection and often feeling awkward & out of my depth.

Then something great & definitely scary happened. I met Amy. We connected pretty quickly and she could actually hold a conversation threw messages (yes online dating ! ) 

There was competition however with another girl who’s opening message read ” hi you seam cool. I have type two diabetes and can’t drive hope that doesn’t bother you.” How could I resist that ?

So it’s crazy. She gets me I can tell. I don’t have to try and be something I’m not.

I feel comfortable to share anything with her . Completely honest.
So my life is on the up and I wanted to share it with you guy because you’ve been here threw the worst of it. You’ve shared your experiences and offered positive words.

If your having a hard time off it . Keep your head up , keep strong and remember you are awesome , it’s just a bad day.

Things get better.

Great Dad Jokes.

This absolute classic.

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Why you shouldn’t be friends with dad on Facebook.

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Even sensitive advice is not out of bounds.

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Even during a medical emergency you are not safe from the dad jokes.

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You will even be subjected to them on TV.

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 There is never censorship to a dad joke.

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There is never censorship to a dad joke.

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Thank You

James

Things Online Gamers Understand.

1.The fact that you can’t just pause your on-line game.

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  1. People think that you spend too much time indoors.

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  1. Girl gamers have it tough.

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  1. Your sleeping pattern goes out the window.

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  1. Getting killed because of a terrible internet connection.

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  1. Raging at campers.

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  1. Having to speak and work together with strangers.

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  1. Having a noob team kill you.

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  1. Glitches and hackers making your life a misery.

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  1. When someone rage quits or you snap and put your controller threw the TV screen.

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Hope you enjoyed the list. Feel free to let us know if there is something we missed in the comment section.

10 People You Would Not Want To Be Stuck With In A Zombie Apocalypse.

So the end of days are here. Zombies are everywhere , You survived. unfortunately if your alive there will be others.

1.  Door To Door Salesman.

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There usually weedy have no self confidence and would make for bad company. You and him against the world. I don’t think so.

2. Politician.

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Lets face it your never going to trust them and you will never no there end goal until they want you too. They will probably start canvassing for voters amongst the zombies.

 3.Guys Who Do Cosplay.

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Lets face it there going to slip on there wonder woman suit and try and grab those zombies with there lasso of truth. In all seriousness there going to want to get stuck in there and that will get you all killed.

4. Stoners.

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 Its going to be great hanging with your green friend . unfortunately though when the zombies break threw the back door your friend is going to have the reactions of a snail. Meaning game over for you both.

5.Jocks

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You might think the sporty collage guy is going to be useful and he probably will be for a short time. The problem is you will have to put up with his ego for as long as he is breathing. don’t expect any deep thinking or any good conversation.

6. Emo’s

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You don’t want to be stuck listing to self loathing and pity all day and every night. Plus you can guarantee that they will attract a zombie horde whilst doing there best emo scream along to there favourite my chemical romance song.

7.Snobs.

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Lets face it in the apocalypse there is no time for snobbery.Imagine this.You have spent all day tracing , catching and cooking a squirl and this guy turns his nose up.The real question then is who will get him first you or the zombies.

8.Loner.

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When there was a human population they stayed away from them.Now that population is trying to eat them. That’s got to mess there head up.There is going to be lots of awkward silences as you try and get some conversation going around the camp fire.

9.Hippies.

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Unfortunately there is not much time for peace and love in the zombie apocalypse.

10.Bimbos.

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You will defiantly be talked into a  supply run for make up just to try and stop the winging.However as this becomes a regular problem you might end up volunteering to help feed the zombies.

Do You Agree With This List ? Can You Think Of Others That We Missed Feel Free To Let Us Know In The Comment Section Bellow.